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2016 Work Ethic Scholarship Program
The time has come to announce another pile of free money,
When it Comes to Number Two, Insist on Number One!
Unlike my father, who likes to enter the bathroom with a newspaper
Say hi to Lauren
Lauren works for a company called Ultimate Software.
Browner Pastures & Best of Luck to Bob Combs
Ten years ago, right around this time, I wandered onto a pig farm in North Las Vegas to meet a guy named Bob Combs. As always, I didn’t know the precise nature of what awaited me, which is partly why the ensuing 12 hours were among the most delightfully disgusting and unforgettable I’ve ever experienced. So when I learned that Bob and Janet were pulling up stakes, I must confess I was overcome with a sudden sentimentality for swine. I’ll never forget that massive cooker in Bob’s backyard – a towering, Rube Goldbergian contrivance cobbled together with random parts from Read More
Off The Wall: 5 Minute Podcasts
“Mike – I’m loving the 5 minute podcasts! How long do they take to record?
Off The Wall: That’s Debatable!
Hey Mike – I can’t even believe what I’m seeing on my television.
The Gentleman in the Corner
Five cities in six days. A different airline every morning, a different hotel every night.
Thanks to all the good people
A quick thanks to all the 2,300 good people who joined me last night at The Paramount Theater in Seattle.
Off The Wall: “You put on a ball cap and you’re the voice of labor?”
“You put on a ball cap or a hardhat and you’re the voice of labor in America? Have you ever been in a union?
Fridays With Freddy: Her name is Ida
Her name is Ida, and she’s a handful. Normally, I’m partial to girls my own size, and historically, I’ve found myself attracted only to females I can outrun. But I do believe I’ll make an exception with this tall and most beguiling drink of water. True, Ida’s familiar in a way I’d normally find off-putting. On our first date, she didn’t hesitate to take my spot on the sofa. Then she just stared at me till my stomach felt funny. So I opened a bottle of bubbly, and poured her a generous snort. Now, we’re just staring at each other Read More
Off The Wall: Paul Harvey Style
“Mike , why don’t you do some Paul Harvey style stories ? You’re the only one that could fill Paul’s shoes.”
Credit Card Crunch
I’m writing to congratulate you on your revolutionary “Credit Card Crunch Workout.”
I’m on a roll
After arriving at SFO with no wallet and no ID, I finally made it to Baltimore, where I learned the fundraiser I’ll be attending on Saturday is a black tie affair.
When Rowe Met Poe
The odds are very good that David Keltz is dressed up like Edgar Alan Poe today.