Off The Wall: Appalled by the S.W.E.A.T. Pledge
I was appalled though, when he showed me your “sweat pledge,” and told me that signing it was required of all applicants!! Where did you come up with this nonsense?
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I was appalled though, when he showed me your “sweat pledge,” and told me that signing it was required of all applicants!! Where did you come up with this nonsense?
“Mike – I’ve just listened to Episode #50, Size Matters, with something akin to wonder.”
“Hey Mike – Please tell me you have insight”
There’s not a lot to hope for when strolling through LAX,
Mike – Last night on Tucker,
This morning, for your consideration, I offer further proof that our country’s war on work continues to rage in all corners of polite society. Behold the latest assault from Nordstrom’s. The “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans.” Finally – a pair of jeans that look like they have been worn by someone with a dirty job…made for people who don’t. And you can have your very own pair for just $425.00. Here’s the official description, from their website. “These heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re Read More
Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up…
Travel and Leisure Magazine has apparently conducted a poll whereby they asked America to identify the city with the least attractive people in the country.
“Hey Mike – I heard you on the TV last week talking about the shortage of truck drivers.”
“I assume you’ve seen the United video. Were you as disturbed as I was?”
I had the most vivid dream about you last night.
Season 13 of Deadliest Catch premiered, and the usual suspects gathered and celebrated in the usual way.
I’ve been listening to you all day narrate the best show on television. (Next to Dirty Jobs, of course.) You are truly the voice of The Bering Sea.
Full disclosure – I haven’t followed professional sports since The Colts fled Baltimore
So I’m flicking around, searching for enlightenment – you know, like a good citizen – when I learn