Classy Cocky C.R.A.P.
The next piece of C.R.A.P. up for bid is actually near and dear to me.
Category: C.R.A.P. Auction
Monster C.R.A.P.
Collectibles Rare and Precious! Who’s up for a big old C.R.A.P? Our next Work Ethic Scholarship Program is on the horizon, so Chuck and I bolstering the coffers with a few “must-have” collectibles cluttering up my office. In this episode, we scrounge up the perfect package for the Monster Truck Fan in your life. All proceeds benefit the mikeroweWORKS Foundation, so please, bid high and irresponsibly. Thanks – Mike PS. What raccoon?
Off The Wall: Give Me The Boot!
The fate of my favorite boots is no longer in my hands, and my feet
C.R.A.P. ~ Collectibles, Rare And Precious (Edible Version)
Interested Parties May Eat Me
The Apron of Shame, Part Deux
(Or, in the words of Warren Zevon, “Send Lawyers Guns and Money.”)
NEW C.R.A.P. ~ Apron from Dirty Jobs Pig Farmer
This mornings C.R.A.P is hard to look at and impossible to forget.
The Way I Heard It: The Coward of the Deep
(And a very satisfying Saturday morning C.R.A.P.)
Off The Wall: Soliloquy for a Robe
Mike – if an impromptu homage to Tennessee Ernie Ford raised the bid by $4,000, what about a dramatic Shakespearian monologue while wearing the robe in question?
Off The Wall: A Reasonable Request, A Robe, & A Melody
Dear Mike – You likened your fundraising efforts in a previous post to a “perpetual telethon.”
“A Most Unusual Announcement Guaranteed to Help Close America’s Skills Gap…
and Horrify Half the Country.”
C.R.A.P. from Bering Sea Gold
Fed Ex just dropped off a vial of 24K gold,
Shameless Plugs
Forgive the back to back Shameless Plugs to buy my crap for a good cause
Fridays With Freddy: Open Letter to Orijen Pet Food
PPPS If you wish to apologize, you may do so by overbidding on my Bobblehead.
Fridays With Freddy: Best Friends, Bobblehead, & Biped
Last week, The Biped used my name and likeness to raise over a $100,000 in T-Shirt sales.
C.R.A.P. Auction SGDI ~ Mütter Museum Plush Megacolon & Autographed Photo of Mike
UPDATE: SOLD $202.50! Mike’s very own “Mini-Mega-Colon” sold! Congratulations to the winning bidder. As always, proceeds benefit the mikeroweWORKS Scholarship Fund. Thanks to all who bid!
Stay Tuned for Our Next C.R.A.P. Auction!