Debe Edens writes… “Mike I was reading you Mom’s FB post from earlier today and she mentioned that The Presbyterians are praying for Freddy. How’s the little guy doing? She’s got me worried!” Hello Debe – Freddy here. The Biped is winging his way to Omaha, wherever the hell that is, so allow me to address your concerns. Regarding his mother’s announcement of my impending doom, I’m pleased to say the reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Yes, it’s true that I’ve been under the weather here of late, and somewhat baffled by the cause. The cause of Read More
Dear Mike: I just finished your book.
According to the Biped, there’s a holiday this month
Another Friday, and no Freddy.
It’s Friday, and still no Freddy.
Or is it thirty-five?
It occurred to me, as I closed the gap between myself and the lumbering idiots ahead, that I had absolutely no idea what to do when I finally caught them. Freddy Mike’s Facebook Page
Freddy, with respect, where the hell have you been?
Mike – I don’t have $12,000
The Human Butler
It’s Friday! Where is my favorite, famous canine?
I lost an old friend today. Her name was Molly
Nice things people send me in the mail.