The House of Deal
This morning, at exactly 7 AM Peoria time, something soft and furry landed on my face
Category: Blog
Ruffled Feathers & Warm Cockles
Still shooting. Still in Chicago. Understand the last photo may have ruffled some feathers.
New Season of “Somebody’s Gotta Do It” Now on Thursday Nights!
Meet all the amazing, interesting and wacky people who introduce Mike to something they’ve just gotta do in the second season of Somebody’s Gotta Do It.
Two Naked Women
When a gentleman stumbles across two naked women, the polite thing to do is offer them your coat.
ACTION!
I’m not really sleeping in this photo. I took it last week in LA, between takes on a commercial shoot with a new client.
Fridays With Freddy: Sea Fever
I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
Off The Wall: Deadliest Catch
Mike, I’ve just been told you’re not narrating Season 11 of Deadliest Catch???
Fridays With Freddy: It’s a Corker
I like to cook with wine.
“In Defense of Whacking”
Dear Mike OMG! You contacted me on Match.com! I
Fridays With Freddy: Biped Envy?
Dear Freddy, As a quadruped of some notoriety, are you at all envious that your personal assistant is bipedal?
Seabees
In a completely honest forecast, the weatherman in Hattiesburg Mississippi would describe the current conditions as “mostly shitty,
Claustrophobia Down Under
Off The Wall: Mike – Last week, I watched you mining for opals in the Australian Outback, and I’ve been having nightmares ever since.
Redundant and Repetitive
Fridays with Freddy: The biped likes this joint. I’m not sure why. The aesthetics are nothing to speak of
Off The Wall: College Degree Required for Elected Officials
Kyle Smith writes… Howard Dean recently criticized Gov Scott Walker for never finishing college, stating that he was “unknowledgeable.” What would your response be on college as a requirement for elected office? Hi Kyle Back in 1990, The QVC Cable Shopping Channel was conducting a national talent search. I had no qualifications to speak of, but I needed a job, and thought TV might be a fun way to pay the bills. So I showed up at The Marriott in downtown Baltimore with a few hundred other hopefuls, and waited for a chance to audition. When it was my turn, Read More
A Pithy Valentine to the Stuff that really Matters
OFF THE WALL I sat down a few minutes ago to write something whimsical and amusing about Valentines Day, but got distracted by the rich tapestry of random musings filling my wall. This one jumped out. It’s not so much whimsical or amusing, but it made feel good about our efforts with mikeroweWORKS. On the one hand, it’s a short thank-you note from an Englishman who likes watching Dirty Jobs on the telly. On the other hand, it’s a story about real life, hard work, true love, alternative education, and skilled labor – in barely 400 words. In other words, Read More