Due to the breathtaking variety of submissions…
Fridays With Freddy ~ I’d like to take a moment to publicly apologize for crapping all over your Genius Bar.
No one in it, including the dog, is looking at the right camera. Which is why you should be looking at the sign.
BuzzFeed just published this story about the innovative way Mike named his new puppy: “Puppy Poop Bingo”
This Just In…
So I’m here in New York City, making some new friends at a Network Upfront. Upfronts are annual events hosted by broadcasters.
See what C.R.A.P. is available THIS week (and remember, proceeds help pay for trade-school scholarships).
Here’s a platitude with attitude, pictured on a wall. It would be great to see more of these.
Back in 2008, I gave myself a time out. I’m hoping Bryan Cranston of Breaking Bad can release me.
These days, people get bent simply if I appear on shows they don’t like, or sit too close to people they don’t care for. What’s up with that?
Back in the late ’70s, a poster hung in my high school guidance counselor’s office. It was part of a college recruitment campaign called Work Smart Not Hard. In the long history of bad advice, you’d have to look pretty hard to find something dumber than this. And yet, the expression is still with us.
So…with a little creative license (and no respect for the original), I’m pleased to present a new platitude with a different attitude.
This is the worst advice I’ve ever seen. Who’s with me?
Last night I saw The Dandy Warhols at The Fillmore. One of the best shows I’ve seen in years.
It’s working …
For many years, some other guy named Mike Rowe owned mikerowe.com. He didn’t do anything with it, but he nevertheless refused to sell it for what I felt to be a reasonable sum. I saw this as a sign from above, and an ideal excuse to not launch my own personal website.
Kristen thinks this spectrogram of my voice is pretty. Whatever.