Leila’s Hair Museum – Somebody’s Gotta Do It
This is Leila’s Hair Museum in Independence Missouri. It’s just down the road a piece from Harry Truman’s place.
This is Leila’s Hair Museum in Independence Missouri. It’s just down the road a piece from Harry Truman’s place.
I’ve always been ambivalent about trophies and plaques and various other tokens of accomplishment designed to live forever on walls and mantles. Unless the memento in question falls into the “major award” category – like The Leg Lamp from A Christmas Story – I prefer to display and cherish my various keepsakes in the garage. Last Friday though, I was honored by my friends at Skills USA, and received from them the rarest kind of souvenir – the kind I will actually show off. It’s called The Torch Carrier Award, and as I told the audience that watched me receive Read More
So far, five million people have seen the slightly altered face of a shoplifter I posted earlier this week.
Used to be a fella could duck into the local diner, grab a burger and get on with his life.
Some of you might be familiar with this photo. It was taken a few years ago on a pig farm in Las Vegas.
The woman standing at the back of the plane is about to piss her pants.
Had a spirited conversation last night with some locals down at the liquor store.
I don’t wear underpants. Partly because I’m a dog
As some of you know, I’ll be in Kansas City next week, speaking at the annual Skills USA National Competition.
Last night in the bar I met a guy with a cyst on his elbow. Or perhaps it was a boil.
My producer today is a guy from England. He sounds like I imagine Winston Churchill did after a few bottles of Champagne.
I wrote this a few years ago. It’s still mostly true.
Yesterday was the 70th anniversary of D-Day.
Keep up on what Mike is doing – Somebody’s Gotta Do It and more.
I am not a spokesman for General Mills. Neither is my mother. But here at Mom’s place, this morning’s breakfast came in the form of a mixing bowl filled with “Oven Toasted Whole Grain Gluten Free Corn Chex,” courtesy of General Mills. (I’m not sure why all of a sudden people are taking the gluten out of everything edible, but my parents are on board with the trend, and so is General Mills. So as long as I’m here, I guess I am too.) Anyway, I was enjoying the most important meal of the day and perusing last weeks unread Read More