It occurred to me, as I closed the gap between myself and the lumbering idiots ahead, that I had absolutely no idea what to do when I finally caught them. Freddy Mike’s Facebook Page
Freddy, with respect, where the hell have you been?
Mike – I don’t have $12,000
The Human Butler
It’s Friday! Where is my favorite, famous canine?
I lost an old friend today. Her name was Molly
Nice things people send me in the mail.
Well, it’s National Puppy Day, and even though that ship has sailed
Enough already. It’s been a month since we’ve heard from you.
Many people have written expressing great concern over the health and well-being of my dog Freddy.
Earlier today, just after my constitutional and immediately prior to another uninspiring breakfast,
Said I had “good bones.” Said I had “classic features.
I was here when The Lying Real Estate Lady first fibbed to The Biped