Fridays With Freddy: A Strange Outfit Festooned with My Face

Nice Things People Send Me In The Mail

The Human Butler remains a source of great mystery, as do the many bipeds who send him nice things in the mail. Here, we have a strange outfit festooned with my own world-weary visage, apparently designed for sleeping. It arrived today, from a woman called Nicole Haugdhal. How Nicole got my photo, and then got it to burned into the fabric of this strange outfit is no less enigmatic than the pronounciation of her last name, which could – if you ask me – benefit mightily from at least two additional vowels. But what do I know? I’m just a guy who walks on the table and sleeps in the nude…

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