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Fridays With Freddy: Fetch by His Rules? March 27, 2015 From what I’ve seen, the biped is not an idiot. So why does he talk to me like one? Does he really think I don’t get it? Does he really imagine that my brain is incapable of grasping the concept of chasing the ball, getting the ball, returning the ball, and repeating?
Let me be clear. Dropping the ball in the ... read more... Mocking Recalcitrant Denim is on Their Way March 25, 2015 Off The Wall ~ Judy Muche writes: Hi Mike, I dabble in Quilts. I am not in a position to donate money or buy any of your C.R.A.P.,
read more... Twice the Surprise March 24, 2015 Several years ago on Mackinac Island, I went out with the crew after a Dirty Job and did considerable damage at a gin joint called Yankee Rebel.
read more... Of Assholes and Authenticity March 22, 2015 Mystic Meaning writes: Dear Mike, I’m amazed by what you’ve created here.
read more... I Just Don’t Feel Like It March 20, 2015 Fridays With Freddy: Carla Mccubbins writes, “Missing my Freddy fix, what’s up?”
read more... The House of Deal March 19, 2015 This morning, at exactly 7 AM Peoria time, something soft and furry landed on my face
read more... Ruffled Feathers & Warm Cockles March 18, 2015 Still shooting. Still in Chicago. Understand the last photo may have ruffled some feathers.
read more... New Season of “Somebody’s Gotta Do It” Now on Thursday Nights! March 17, 2015 Meet all the amazing, interesting and wacky people who introduce Mike to something they’ve just gotta do in the second season of Somebody’s Gotta Do It.
read more... Two Naked Women March 17, 2015 When a gentleman stumbles across two naked women, the polite thing to do is offer them your coat.
read more... ACTION! March 15, 2015 I’m not really sleeping in this photo. I took it last week in LA, between takes on a commercial shoot with a new client.
read more... Fridays With Freddy: Sea Fever March 13, 2015 I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
read more... Off The Wall: Deadliest Catch March 9, 2015 Mike, I’ve just been told you’re not narrating Season 11 of Deadliest Catch???
read more... Fridays With Freddy: It’s a Corker March 6, 2015 I like to cook with wine.
read more... “In Defense of Whacking” March 2, 2015 Dear Mike OMG! You contacted me on Match.com! I
read more... Fridays With Freddy: Biped Envy? February 27, 2015 Dear Freddy, As a quadruped of some notoriety, are you at all envious that your personal assistant is bipedal?