Heavy is the Head that Wears the Crown… August 5, 2016According to Dr. Derek, it was a tiny bit of bacteria that caused the problem. Somehow, it wormed it’s way under my crown and set up shop. There, it copulated with other bacteria, and soon thereafter, their demon spawn chewed away at the bond between the remains of my original tooth, and the man made enhancement which has protected it ...read more...
Enjoyable & Non Political Q&A August 4, 2016A woman named Lisa who writes for Town Hall called my office and asked if I’d be willing to answer a few questions.
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Off The Wall: The Gospel Truth August 2, 2016Barbara Pearlman Wells writes…Whether or not you support her candidacy, I wonder if you were pleased that Hillary Clinton specifically mentioned in her acceptance speech that we need training for skills and trades
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Off The Wall: Call of Doodie July 31, 2016Hello Mr. Rowe. I’m not sure if you’ll ever read this but I just wanted to share my own “dirty job” with you.
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Off The Wall: Soliloquy for a Robe July 29, 2016Mike – if an impromptu homage to Tennessee Ernie Ford raised the bid by $4,000, what about a dramatic Shakespearian monologue while wearing the robe in question?
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From the Time Out Corner July 24, 2016 As many of you know, several live shows were on the books for the end of September. Two of those shows – Chicago and New York – have been canceled.
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Look, look! I wrote some more! July 21, 2016Lo Rissanen writes…“Thank you Mike, I appreciate the response, but we will have to agree to disagree on plagiarism not being “VERY different”
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Hey! Look What I Wrote! July 21, 2016“Mike – Could you PLEASE interject some common sense and logic into today’s plagiarism headlines??? I would LOVE to hear your take on the matter!!”
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Officer Montrell Jackson July 18, 2016I can only imagine how it must have felt to put on a uniform this last week. I can only imagine how it will feel to put one on tomorrow.
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