Fridays With Freddy: How a dog should be assembled

Jennifer Clements Hartinger writes, “Hi Mike, I was wondering how long you’ve had Freddy and how old he is? He reminds me of this dog.” Hello Jennifer The Biped is out and about, per usual, so allow me to reply to your question directly, as well as share some thoughts about that hot mess of boneless fur smeared across your davenport. I have no idea exactly how old I am. The early days are a blur. As best I can recall, I was kidnapped about 2 years ago from the orphanage, and relocated to my current address here in the Read More