Text From Mother: Chairman of the Board
For those of you following the ups and downs of my latest auction item
For those of you following the ups and downs of my latest auction item
I have a question regarding the magnificent painting you’ve put up for auction. Several questions, actually. First of all, how did you keep a straight face making that video? Very impressive. Secondly, how will people know the cock in question is yours? Is there some sort of “Certificate of Authenticity” that comes with the painting? Thirdly, just how big is this thing? (It’s important.) Finally, did you ever imagine your cock would fetch over $4,000? And what would you say to those who find your fundraising efforts a bit…hard to swallow? Janet Dawes Hi Janet. Excellent questions. I’ll answer them Read More
Further proof the world isn’t going to hell
The next piece of C.R.A.P. up for bid is actually near and dear to me.
Collectibles Rare and Precious! Who’s up for a big old C.R.A.P? Our next Work Ethic Scholarship Program is on the horizon, so Chuck and I bolstering the coffers with a few “must-have” collectibles cluttering up my office. In this episode, we scrounge up the perfect package for the Monster Truck Fan in your life. All proceeds benefit the mikeroweWORKS Foundation, so please, bid high and irresponsibly. Thanks – Mike PS. What raccoon?
A Christmas Story, if you will, after a brief word from our sponsor… Mike’s Facebook Page
Here’s an idea that’s too good not to steal. Please give this a quick read, and then follow the nice policeman’s suggestion. However, after you sign your name to the card, along with TC’s, please add, “Mike Rowe and all his little Facebook Friends…” Trust me, it’ll be hysterical. And very much appreciated… Thanks, Mike Bangor Maine Police Department December 3 at 3:28 AM · We would have to say that one of our favorite “things” this Christmas is The Travis Mills Foundation. Yeah, we still refer to it as Christmas. Mainly because if you tell folks just to stop Read More
It’s really pretty simple. If there were more people like Billy
Shari keeps an eye out for “fake news” that involves yours truly.
Hey Mike – is it my imagination, or have you been less controversial here of late?
Nice article in Entrepreneur
First episode of Season 3
So far on this day, fans of Returning the Favor have donated over $17,000 to The mikeroweWORKS Foundation.
Returning The Favor’s Season 3 Premiere AND #GivingTuesday 11/27
Far be it from me to contribute to the crass commercialism