Puppy Poop Bingo…and the Winner is May 12, 2014As previously promised, the winner of Puppy Poop Bingo is entitled to a fabulous prize. Specifically, an 8×10 glossy of young Freddie, tastefully arranged into a modest collage, and printed out moments ago at the local Walgreens.
As the attached photos attest, Freddie’s signature was not easy to obtain. However – though mangled and coated with slobber – I believe these ...read more...
Hey Mike – We’re Not Qualified for Your Scholarship May 8, 2014Today’s “Hey Mike!” come from yesterdays post. Dallas Pierce writes…
“Hey Mike – The problem is that people like me would love to take you up on your offer and learn a viable trade, but we aren’t qualified for your scholarship.”
I hear you, Dallas. That is a problem. Also – many who are eligible are simply not geographically suitable for the ...read more...
Naked Mike Unauthorized Video May 7, 2014
The Naked Truth
Question: If I were to form “The American Idol Scholarship Fund” and announce $15,000 of professional training for anyone who wished to become a pop star, how long do you think it would take to give away a million dollars?
A day? An hour? A minute?
What if I offered the same money to anyone who wanted to learn how ...read more...
Mike Writes About His Time In DC May 6, 2014I’m typing in the back of a taxi just outside Logan Airport, headed to an event in Boston. DC was great, but I’m happy to be out of there. Lots of rain, lots of traffic, lots of gridlock – metaphorical and otherwise. The place always makes me feel 15 minutes late, even when I’m early.
Congress was a kick, as always. I ...read more...
Mike Writes about DC and USASEF May 6, 2014Well, that was fun!
Two speeches, three panels, 7 interviews, hundreds of exhibitors, one robot, a truck from the future, my very own security team, a Swiss Ambassador, and 400,000 visitors. I’m pretty sure I met them all. Far as I’m concerned, STEM now means “Spectacular Turnout Enveloping Mike.”
Not that I’m complaining. The mikeroweWORKS Pavilion was a big hit, and I’m ...read more...
Name That Dog May 3, 2014Appears a puppy’s in my possession. If I had to guess, I’d say a terrier mix of some sort, maybe two months old. Yesterday he was homeless, today he’s not, and this morning we’re getting acquainted. All I know for sure is his teeth are sharp and he craps like a puma. He is also nameless, which I’m hoping one ...read more...
Hey Mike: I’m flying on a Jet Plane answering your Questions May 2, 2014Flying back from Boston. My seat-mate thinks I’m the guy from the Maytag commercials, and I’ve been acting the part. I can only hope the new Maytag Guy is returning the favor on some other flight. Anyway, it seems an ideal time to answer some questions from The Wall in a fit of viewer engagement I like to call, “Hey ...read more...
Testifying before Congress Prep April 27, 2014It’s late. I’m testifying before Congress tomorrow morning. In the spirit of responsible preparation, I’ve located a quiet corner in a Georgetown bar, liberated a bottle of grapes, and jotted down a few thoughts. I’ve just finished the first and last draft, and given myself two thumbs up. Tomorrow, I’ll lose the hat, don a tasteful blazer, and read my ...read more...
Busy Days in D.C. ~ From the Department of Defense to the Secretary of the Navy April 26, 2014
Friends –
Busy days here in DC. Met some very important bureaucrats at The Department of Defense. Great guys actually, looking for a way to transition more soldiers into skilled occupations. I hope to help. Got a fantastic tour of the Pentagon. Saw the 9/11 Memorial. Stood at the point of impact. Dined in The Secretary of the Navy’s Executive Dining ...read more...
OFF THE WALL – Fan Mail Mixup April 24, 2014Sadly, today’s letter comes from a former fan.
“I called Mikes company to request an autograph for my son and the secretary (male) said, “Even if I knew his representative, I wouldn’t give you any information. * hangs up*
MIKE, you just lost a family of fans. Next time, choose a better company.
Katie Bremer Chen”
Hi Katie
This is indeed, troubling. Like you, I’ve ...read more...
War on Hard Work Continues April 22, 2014It now appears we have a new culprit that explains the cause of global warming – hard work.
Early this morning, one of San Francisco’s free newspapers found it’s way to the sidewalk in front of my apartment, proving yet again that you don’t always get what you pay for. Because I abhor litter, I picked it up for deposit it ...read more...
As previously promised, the winner of Puppy Poop Bingo is entitled to a fabulous prize. Specifically, an 8×10 glossy of young Freddie, tastefully arranged into a modest collage, and printed out moments ago at the local Walgreens.
As the attached photos attest, Freddie’s signature was not easy to obtain. However – though mangled and coated with slobber – I believe these ... read more...
Some of you have suggested that viewing this deeply humiliating piece of my distant past
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And occasionally, shut me up. Here, she attempts to do both, knowing full-well she’ll succeed at neither.
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BuzzFeed just published this story about the innovative way Mike named his new puppy: “Puppy Poop Bingo”
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More profundity from the Sidewalks of San Francisco.
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Today’s “Hey Mike!” come from yesterdays post. Dallas Pierce writes…
“Hey Mike – The problem is that people like me would love to take you up on your offer and learn a viable trade, but we aren’t qualified for your scholarship.”
I hear you, Dallas. That is a problem. Also – many who are eligible are simply not geographically suitable for the ... read more...
The Naked Truth
Question: If I were to form “The American Idol Scholarship Fund” and announce $15,000 of professional training for anyone who wished to become a pop star, how long do you think it would take to give away a million dollars?
A day? An hour? A minute?
What if I offered the same money to anyone who wanted to learn how ... read more...
I’m typing in the back of a taxi just outside Logan Airport, headed to an event in Boston. DC was great, but I’m happy to be out of there. Lots of rain, lots of traffic, lots of gridlock – metaphorical and otherwise. The place always makes me feel 15 minutes late, even when I’m early.
Congress was a kick, as always. I ... read more...
Well, that was fun!
Two speeches, three panels, 7 interviews, hundreds of exhibitors, one robot, a truck from the future, my very own security team, a Swiss Ambassador, and 400,000 visitors. I’m pretty sure I met them all. Far as I’m concerned, STEM now means “Spectacular Turnout Enveloping Mike.”
Not that I’m complaining. The mikeroweWORKS Pavilion was a big hit, and I’m ... read more...
Flying back from Boston. My seat-mate thinks I’m the guy from the Maytag commercials, and I’ve been acting the part. I can only hope the new Maytag Guy is returning the favor on some other flight. Anyway, it seems an ideal time to answer some questions from The Wall in a fit of viewer engagement I like to call, “Hey ... read more...
It’s late. I’m testifying before Congress tomorrow morning. In the spirit of responsible preparation, I’ve located a quiet corner in a Georgetown bar, liberated a bottle of grapes, and jotted down a few thoughts. I’ve just finished the first and last draft, and given myself two thumbs up. Tomorrow, I’ll lose the hat, don a tasteful blazer, and read my ... read more...
Friends –
Busy days here in DC. Met some very important bureaucrats at The Department of Defense. Great guys actually, looking for a way to transition more soldiers into skilled occupations. I hope to help. Got a fantastic tour of the Pentagon. Saw the 9/11 Memorial. Stood at the point of impact. Dined in The Secretary of the Navy’s Executive Dining ... read more...
Sadly, today’s letter comes from a former fan.
“I called Mikes company to request an autograph for my son and the secretary (male) said, “Even if I knew his representative, I wouldn’t give you any information. * hangs up*
MIKE, you just lost a family of fans. Next time, choose a better company.
Katie Bremer Chen”
Hi Katie
This is indeed, troubling. Like you, I’ve ... read more...
It now appears we have a new culprit that explains the cause of global warming – hard work.
Early this morning, one of San Francisco’s free newspapers found it’s way to the sidewalk in front of my apartment, proving yet again that you don’t always get what you pay for. Because I abhor litter, I picked it up for deposit it ... read more...