Two Naked Women March 17, 2015When a gentleman stumbles across two naked women, the polite thing to do is offer them your coat.
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ACTION! March 15, 2015I’m not really sleeping in this photo. I took it last week in LA, between takes on a commercial shoot with a new client.
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Seabees February 25, 2015In a completely honest forecast, the weatherman in Hattiesburg Mississippi would describe the current conditions as “mostly shitty,
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Claustrophobia Down Under February 24, 2015Off The Wall: Mike – Last week, I watched you mining for opals in the Australian Outback, and I’ve been having nightmares ever since.
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Redundant and Repetitive February 20, 2015Fridays with Freddy: The biped likes this joint. I’m not sure why. The aesthetics are nothing to speak of
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Off The Wall: College Degree Required for Elected Officials February 18, 2015Kyle Smith writes…
Howard Dean recently criticized Gov Scott Walker for never finishing college, stating that he was “unknowledgeable.” What would your response be on college as a requirement for elected office?
Hi Kyle
Back in 1990, The QVC Cable Shopping Channel was conducting a national talent search. I had no qualifications to speak of, but I needed a job, and thought TV ...read more...
A Pithy Valentine to the Stuff that really Matters February 14, 2015OFF THE WALL
I sat down a few minutes ago to write something whimsical and amusing about Valentines Day, but got distracted by the rich tapestry of random musings filling my wall. This one jumped out. It’s not so much whimsical or amusing, but it made feel good about our efforts with mikeroweWORKS. On the one hand, it’s a short thank-you ...read more...
Off The Wall: Mardi Gras February 12, 2015Hi Mike, Because “Somebody’s Gotta Do It,” and we’re apparently that somebody, our family will be headed to New Orleans for Mardi Gras,
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