Happy Thanksgiving November 26, 2015Last week, my parents called to say they spent two hours in bed amusing themselves in a most unusual way.
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I’m Thanking The Marines November 24, 2015The Marines turned 240 on 10 November, and once again, I had the honor of wishing them a Happy Birthday in person.
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Off The Wall: Freddy Responds November 18, 2015As threatened, Freddy has seen your questions, and responded below. God help us.
Rhonda Kelley writes…
Freddy,
Where do you stand on the issue of bipeds forcing canines to wear humiliating clothing?
Hi Rhonda.
As you can see from the photo, clearly – I’m opposed. Dogs were designed to walk the earth naked. We look better that way, and no human has ever improved the ...read more...
My Fellow Americans… November 16, 2015 I’m pleased to officially announce our candidacy, and submit to you a ticket worthy of your consideration.
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Cat® Dozer Ride Music Video November 5, 2015Jake who I’ve been working with for the last few years on various ways to make skilled labor look a bit more interesting.
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