Rachel, The Way I Heard It, & Thank you to Nelda Sue Yaw

Few quick things, on a rainy morning in Charlotte. First of all, say hello to Rachel. Rachel is a little freaked out. A few minutes ago she was walking through the Charlotte airport listening to my podcast. Then she bumped in to me. Literally. It’s a very strange sensation to bump into someone in real life at the precise moment you’re listening to them in your headphones. The brain doesn’t quite know what to do. And so you do the only thing you can – you ask for a photo to commemorate this odd form of singularity, and pose for Read More

Off The Wall: About the Cock in Question

I have a question regarding the magnificent painting you’ve put up for auction. Several questions, actually. First of all, how did you keep a straight face making that video? Very impressive. Secondly, how will people know the cock in question is yours? Is there some sort of “Certificate of Authenticity” that comes with the painting? Thirdly, just how big is this thing? (It’s important.) Finally, did you ever imagine your cock would fetch over $4,000? And what would you say to those who find your fundraising efforts a bit…hard to swallow? Janet Dawes Hi Janet. Excellent questions. I’ll answer them Read More