Dear Freddy
Another Friday has come and gone with no word from you. With respect, this is unacceptable. Last we heard, you were adrift on some sort of inflatable device. Did you survive? When you have a moment, I’m sure I’m not the only one who would appreciate some Proof of Life! Thank you,
Maureen Smithburg
Hello Maureen
Sorry to alarm you. I’m not one to make excuses, but yesterday got away from me – what with the sudden appearance of a tiny orange ball that turned out to be a lot more fascinating than I imagined. Here’s the proof you desire, along with an earworm the Biped won’t stop singing. I’ll try to do better in the future, but don’t count on it.
Freddy
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