OFF THE WALL
Dear Mike. You fascinate me. Where are you today? What are you doing right this minute? I hate to pry, but I gotta know.
Hi there, Donna. I’m flattered to be the object of your curiosity. Currently, I’m outside of Seattle, enjoying my favorite part of the Pacific Northwest – coffee stands. This one is excellent. It’s called Trailside Espresso. To keep up appearances, I’d like to tell you I’m enjoying a cup of black coffee. But actually, it’s a toffee-nut mocha. Please don’t tell anyone.
The java here really is remarkable, and indispensable when trying to shoot a television show in the late afternoon sun. So, next time you’re in South Prairie WA, and feel the pressing need for a nap you simply can’t afford to take, stop by Trailside. I’m not sure, but I think it’s owned by a crab boat Captain named Mike England. Could be wrong. Maybe he’s just their best customer? His boat is in the front window though, so I’m guessing he’s the proprietor.