Freddy! I just saw you in a TV commercial with The Biped! You look fantastic! (You’re not an AI-Freddy, are you?) I miss Fridays with Freddy, and I’m so glad to see you back in the public eye. Do you have an agent now? Do you have any interest in becoming a service dog yourself? K9’s For Warriors looks awesome, and yes, I just switched to Pure Talk, thanks to you. Woof!
Clare Hineman
Hi Clare
No, I’m not currently represented, and have no desire to enter the ten percentery. (You know what they say – you lay down with agents, you get up with fleas.) Like The Biped, I’ve always been a free agent, and prefer to work only for clients who I can genuinely tolerate. I eat what I kill, in other words, and this particular campaign was perfect for me. No director, no scripts, no production company, no ad agency breathing down my neck. One take was all it took, and I was back to licking myself on the daybed. Not a bad gig, all things considered.
As for “AI Freddy,” no. Not yet, anyway. The Biped has not been as fortunate, as you may know, but so far, no unscrupulous charlatans have used my name or likeness to bilk The Great Unwashed into coughing up their personal information. Though I suspect, it’s only a matter of time. That said, you are correct about K9’s For Warriors and Pure Talk. Both are real, and even though I can’t prove it, The Biped assures me that both are providing a great service. And The Biped, in my experience, continues to be a source of mostly reliable and accurate information.
See you on the tube,
Freddy
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