America’s Grandmother is Done with Christmas Cards (Ep. 291)

 

 

Close Call

Mom celebrates the runaway success of her audiobook by tripping on an area rug, falling face first onto the floor, and puncturing her upper lip with an implanted tooth. Mom cries for help. Dad stays on the phone, (“it was an important call.”) Mom tells Chuck, but instructs him not to tell me. (“No need to worry Michael.”) Chuck complies. What the hell?


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