C.R.A.P. AUCTION -Autographed “Merry” Doll

Actually, it never went away. I’ve just been a bit…backed up.
As many of you know, I got my start in television selling things in the middle of the night on the QVC cable shopping channel. It was as Dickens said, the best of times and the worst of times. Mostly though, it was the weirdest of times. And tonight’s piece of C.R.A.P. is a gentle reminder that things could always be a little weirder.
The item itself is self-explanatory, though the reasons to own it are inexplicable. Suffice it say, “Merry The Christmas Doll” is a Collectible, Rare And Precious, and she can all be yours for whatever the high bid turns out to be. As always, proceeds go to the foundation, so feel free to over-spend dramatically.
Also, let me know if you like the new format. My old buddy Chuck is doing a very serviceable Ed McMahon, and as always, looking for the next gig…

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