Caption Contest ~ We Have a Winner!

We Have a Winner!!!

You guys are unbelievable. 4,000 comments in two hours. In round numbers, I’d say that 500 were truly inspired, 1000 were excellent, 1500 were very, good, another thousand were decent, and the rest were, well…comments.

There can only be one winner though, and that honor goes to Connie Shady, for her profound and prescient observation. “Mike Rowe Makes Oysters Horny.”

Connie wins not because she flatters me, but because she accurately describes precisely what I attempt to do on tonights program. If you would be so kind, and feel so inclined, please feel free to share the hell out of this.

Connie – someone from my office will be in touch regarding your address. I’ll personally mail this image to you asap. In the meantime, lets do it again next week. You all restore my faith in humanity and bad puns.


Since you guys are primarily responsible for watching Somebody’s Gotta Do It, as well as programming Somebody’s Gotta Do It, it occurred to me that you might be equally adept at promoting Somebody’s Gotta Do It.

Toward that end, please consider this image from tonight’s show, and suggest a humorous caption. I’ll pick my favorite, create one of those meme things,re-post it here, and see if it gets past around. Thanks in advance for being your usual clever and hysterical selves. Contest ends 3pm, ET.


PS. Like most of my “contests,” the prize is modest. I’ll print out a hard copy of the finished photo, suitable for framing. I’ll sign it, and send it off to the person who suggests the caption we ultimately use. Along with my eternal gratitude.

PPS. Tonight’s episode is titled “Oyster Orgy.” Something to consider…

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