Off The Wall: Honoring Justin December 29, 2016I was very sad to learn of your son’s illness, and deeply humbled that a man like Justin finds me “admirable.” Please assure him the feeling is mutual.
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Uncle Rob, The Real Santa Claus December 22, 2016I’m not sure how it happened, or when, but somewhere along the line, my Uncle Rob became The Real Santa Claus.
Once upon a time, he made the wood stove that heated the house I grew up in. It weighed about a thousand pounds, and threw off heat like a cast-iron supernova. I sat on it once, and still have a ...read more...
Cheaper than Therapy December 7, 2016Should you find yourself in Morganton Georgia, as I did yesterday, overcome with pent up rage or encroaching ennui
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Unacceptable! December 6, 2016Consider my own recent inclusion in the employee handbook for Five Brothers Default Management Solutions.
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I just read that my old employer, The Ford Motor Company, has reversed their decision to build a $1.6 billion manufacturing plant in Mexico
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This Old House said, “Hey, let’s just give the money to mikeroweWORKS and let them handle it.”
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I was very sad to learn of your son’s illness, and deeply humbled that a man like Justin finds me “admirable.” Please assure him the feeling is mutual.
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“Sorry Mike, but it’s not Friday without Freddy, and it’s not Christmas without The Grinch.”
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I’m not sure how it happened, or when, but somewhere along the line, my Uncle Rob became The Real Santa Claus.
Once upon a time, he made the wood stove that heated the house I grew up in. It weighed about a thousand pounds, and threw off heat like a cast-iron supernova. I sat on it once, and still have a ... read more...
Dear Mike, What’s your position on giving vs. receiving? I ask this, purely in the context of the season.
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Hi Mike, I’ll cut to the chase. Where the hell have you been? What the hell are you doing? Why the hell isn’t Freddy in my newsfeed?
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“Hey Mike, Nice job on Meet the Press! Same shirt, same message. Love the consistency.”
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I’ve always felt a little weird promoting my appearances on the news.
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Should you find yourself in Morganton Georgia, as I did yesterday, overcome with pent up rage or encroaching ennui
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Consider my own recent inclusion in the employee handbook for Five Brothers Default Management Solutions.
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Susanne McDaniel writes…How did you become so blindly patriotic?
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This is from the percussion ensemble at Franklin Central High School in Indianapolis.
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I saw a number a college students setting fire to the American flag. Some of the students said they were “angry.”
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Join me in wishing the ‘rents another year of belated marital bliss.
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