When trying to describe the level of surprise an unexpected sight will sometimes elicit while scrolling through one’s newsfeed, people often claim that they “snorted,” and then “spit coffee” all over their keyboards. While I’m sure this happens from time to time, I don’t believe it happens nearly as often as people say. But it just happened to me. I literally just snorted, like a pig, and spit a mouthful coffee all over my keyboard. Thank you, Teresa Ann Issacs, Queen of the Memes. I needed a new laptop anyway…
For the record, (as it were,) I’ve never played in a rock and roll band, and probably never will. Nor will I ever contact anyone on this page with a “friend request.” Hundreds of you have alerted me that a Faux Mike Rowe is trying to cozy up to friends of this page. Beware of cheap imitations.
As Axl Rose would say, welcome to the jungle…