Last month, or maybe a year ago, a woman named Stephanie came to my office in LA and asked if she could interview me in the backseat of her SUV. Naturally, I was intrigued, and wondered for a moment if Stephanie might be talking in metaphors. Alas, she had with her a legitimate cameraman and an actual television producer, along with a perfectly innocent desire to interview me in the confines of a moving vehicle. Kids these days. What’ll they think of next? Well, as luck would have it, I was about to call Uber for a ride to the airport, so I bummed a ride with Stephanie in exchange for some conversation.
To be honest, I have no recollection of our actual dialogue. I’d been up about 36 hours, as the attached videos clearly indicate But the interview transpired nevertheless, and those of you with a passing interest in Grand Opera, home shopping, a traveling bridesmaid dress, and a baby bottle filled of horse semen, might be pleasantly distracted by these snippets of journalistic free association. Check it out.