Until this morning, I was under the impression that everyday was National Dog Day
I’m on my way.
June 17th, 2016. Mark the date, for on this day I’m making a resolution.
It’s National Donut Day. I had no idea bipeds at large celebrated such an occasion
I met a girl. Her name is Cara. I’m busy.
I don’t know who this guy is, but he’s done a pretty good job capturing the Biped’s likeness.
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there’s a unique emotion I experience almost every day, but struggle mightily to describe.
Her name is Ida, and she’s a handful. Normally, I’m partial to girls my own size, and historically, I’ve found myself attracted only to females I can outrun. But I do believe I’ll make an exception with this tall and most beguiling drink of water. True, Ida’s familiar in a way I’d normally find off-putting. On our first date, she didn’t hesitate to take my spot on the sofa. Then she just stared at me till my stomach felt funny. So I opened a bottle of bubbly, and poured her a generous snort. Now, we’re just staring at each other Read More
I’m touched you noticed my absence, and happy to report the rumors of my abdication have been greatly exaggerated.
I got balls for Christmas.
I might be quietly hoping the C.R.A.P. that bears my name might somehow fetch a respectable sum for the Foundation
Fridays With Freddy: Carla Mccubbins writes, “Missing my Freddy fix, what’s up?”
I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,