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- New Season of “Somebody’s Gotta Do It” Now on Thursday Nights! March 17, 2015Meet all the amazing, interesting and wacky people who introduce Mike to something they’ve just gotta do in the second season of Somebody’s Gotta Do It.
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- Two Naked Women March 17, 2015
When a gentleman stumbles across two naked women, the polite thing to do is offer them your coat.
read more... - ACTION! March 15, 2015
I’m not really sleeping in this photo. I took it last week in LA, between takes on a commercial shoot with a new client.
read more... - Fridays With Freddy: Sea Fever March 13, 2015
I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
read more... - “In Defense of Whacking” March 2, 2015Dear Mike OMG! You contacted me on Match.com! I
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- Seabees February 25, 2015
In a completely honest forecast, the weatherman in Hattiesburg Mississippi would describe the current conditions as “mostly shitty,
read more... - Claustrophobia Down Under February 24, 2015
Off The Wall: Mike – Last week, I watched you mining for opals in the Australian Outback, and I’ve been having nightmares ever since.
read more... - Redundant and Repetitive February 20, 2015
Fridays with Freddy: The biped likes this joint. I’m not sure why. The aesthetics are nothing to speak of
read more... - Off The Wall: College Degree Required for Elected Officials February 18, 2015
Kyle Smith writes…
Howard Dean recently criticized Gov Scott Walker for never finishing college, stating that he was “unknowledgeable.” What would your response be on college as a requirement for elected office?
Hi Kyle
Back in 1990, The QVC Cable Shopping Channel was conducting a national talent search. I had no qualifications to speak of, but I needed a job, and thought TV ...read more... - A Pithy Valentine to the Stuff that really Matters February 14, 2015OFF THE WALL
I sat down a few minutes ago to write something whimsical and amusing about Valentines Day, but got distracted by the rich tapestry of random musings filling my wall. This one jumped out. It’s not so much whimsical or amusing, but it made feel good about our efforts with mikeroweWORKS. On the one hand, it’s a short thank-you ...read more...
- Off The Wall: Mardi Gras February 12, 2015
Hi Mike, Because “Somebody’s Gotta Do It,” and we’re apparently that somebody, our family will be headed to New Orleans for Mardi Gras,
read more... - Off The Wall: Minimum Wage February 5, 2015
Hi Mike,
The federal minimum wage is $7.25 and hour. A lot of people think it should be raised to $10.10. Seattle now pays $15 an hour, and the The Freedom Socialist Party is demanding a $20 living wage for every working person. What do you think about the minimum wage? How much do you think a Big Mac ...read more... - How Does Someone Get Into Your Line of Work? January 25, 2015
Off The Wall: Neal Dawson Writes: How does someone get into your line of work?
read more... - Arguing On The Head of a Pin January 21, 2015
Just before Christmas, I answered a question about Ferguson.
read more... - Fridays With Freddy: “Artistic” January 16, 2015
The biped thinks he’s “artistic.” Just because he can dangle his ape-like arm out the window and fire off an out-of-focus selfie
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