The world is upside down. Last week, more people listened to the weekly installment of my mother’s audiobook than listened to the most recent episode of my actual podcast. And to be clear, more people listened to the most recent episode of my actual podcast than ever before! But not as many as listened to my mother’s book. Troubling.
Even more troubling, in this week’s installment of Vacuuming in the Nude, my mother – my sweet, gentle, unfailingly polite mother – drops the F bomb. It’s shocking to see the word on the page of her otherwise G-rated, family friendly book. But it’s simply incomprehensible to hear it come from her mouth.
Anyway, you’ve been warned. Two more terrific chapters are here, which you can listen to for free. They’re very, very funny. https://bit.ly/TWIHI286 The final installment drops next week. For now though, please enjoy chapters 13 and 14 of Vacuuming in the Nude, and for the love of God, please keep your children away from this inveterate potty-mouth.