
“I’m back from The Continent.”
I’ve always thought that expression referred to the act of returning to America from Europe, but according to the AI, “The Continent” can refer to any continent at all. In this regard, I think The AI is mistaken, but I can’t prove it, and frankly, feel no desire to argue with a faceless entity of greater intelligence and dubious authority. Suffice it say, I’m home.
I can also tell you, with absolute certainty, is that a LOT of people on this page were delighted to see The AI transform Chuck and me into talking babies last week. Apparently, while I was on “The Continent,” someone in my office with too much time on their hands got creative with The AI, and now, people are demanding to know if that rendering of Baby Mike actually resembles the boy I used to be. I think it does, sort of, and have asked my mother to provide some photograph proof, which I will share here as soon as I get it.
Speaking of my mother, lots of other people have wondered what a “Baby Peggy” would look like in this same format, and the answer to that question is attached, in the form of a brief video clip pulled from our most recent conversation. I encourage you watch on whatever continent you find yourself, and let me know if Baby Peggy should make future appearances on this page. Personally, I think the woman is charming at any age, brimming with pearls of wisdom and self-deprecating insight guaranteed to improve your current disposition. Our entire conversation, as grown-ups, is here, https://bit.ly/TWIHI445PeggyRowe. Please enjoy at your convenience.
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