Fridays With Freddy: “Dog Poems”
Recently, while perusing the “magazine for men” in the Biped’s study, searching for content between a preponderance of cologne ads, I happened across a collection of canine related poetry. Though obviously more appropriate in a “magazine for dogs,” I nevertheless read the following stanzas, and laughed so hard I peed on the floor. Oops. Perhaps you will too. Freddy David Sedaris’ “Dog Poems” published in Esquire Pepper, Spot, and Leopold Were sent by God, so I’ve been told, In hopes we might all comprehend That every dog is man’s best friend!!! Hail hyperactive Myrtle, Owned by folks who are infertile. Read More