Well, the good news is this – it appears I am no longer a person of interest in the Medford Bank Robbery. Thanks to the local media, and a brief appearance on Good Morning America this morning, my alibi has been confirmed, and my reputation restored.
The bad news? My face is sill at large, albeit, attached to a ne’er do well who continues to evade the authorities.
Obviously, I’d like to do all I can to see this particular crook brought to justice, so I’m running back to the studio to tap into our nations vast media infrastructure, and do what I can to help locate my evil win.