Admiral Schultz,
You are sincerely welcome. Ever since the Coasties introduced me to the joys of “bouy-tending,” I’ve had a renewed appreciation for all you do. As for your very kind invitation to tag along on a drug raid, my answer to that is a qualified “hell yeah!” Dirty Jobs hasn’t been in production for the last few years, but rumors are circulating – terrifying rumors – that a revival may be in the works. If so, you may rest assured that I’ll be in touch. In the meantime, best to you and yours.