Things To Do Today

1. Install new television in mikeroweWORKS Los Angeles office.

2. Buy some limes and tequila.

3. Invite friends over to watch a riveting new episode of Somebody’s
Gotta Do It on CNN, beginning at 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern.

4. Make margaritas.

5. Invite fans to post show-related questions on Facebook DURING the riveting new episode of Somebody’s Gotta Do It on CNN, beginning at 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern.

6. Drink a margarita.

7. Answer the best questions on VIDEO while watching riveting new episode of Somebody’s Gotta Do It on brand new TV.

8. Drink another margarita.

9. Post amusing video of me answering show-related questions on Facebook, immediately after riveting new episode of Somebody’s Gotta Do It.

10. Autograph my hat and send to asker of best question in time for Christmas.

11. Beseech higher power to keep national riot and calamity at bay, thereby avoiding preemption of riveting new episode of Somebody’s Gotta Do It on CNN, beginning at 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern.

12. Drink one more margarita.

13. If still coherent, remind people to buy C.R.A.P. for Christmas.

14. Go to bed.

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