The next piece of C.R.A.P. up for bid is actually near and dear to me.
Collectibles Rare and Precious! Who’s up for a big old C.R.A.P? Our next Work Ethic Scholarship Program is on the horizon, so Chuck and I bolstering the coffers with a few “must-have” collectibles cluttering up my office. In this episode, we scrounge up the perfect package for the Monster Truck Fan in your life. All proceeds benefit the mikeroweWORKS Foundation, so please, bid high and irresponsibly. Thanks – Mike PS. What raccoon?
The fate of my favorite boots is no longer in my hands, and my feet
Interested Parties May Eat Me
(Or, in the words of Warren Zevon, “Send Lawyers Guns and Money.”)
This mornings C.R.A.P is hard to look at and impossible to forget.
(And a very satisfying Saturday morning C.R.A.P.)
Mike – if an impromptu homage to Tennessee Ernie Ford raised the bid by $4,000, what about a dramatic Shakespearian monologue while wearing the robe in question?
Dear Mike – You likened your fundraising efforts in a previous post to a “perpetual telethon.”
and Horrify Half the Country.”
Fed Ex just dropped off a vial of 24K gold,
Forgive the back to back Shameless Plugs to buy my crap for a good cause
PPPS If you wish to apologize, you may do so by overbidding on my Bobblehead.
Last week, The Biped used my name and likeness to raise over a $100,000 in T-Shirt sales.
UPDATE: SOLD $202.50! Mike’s very own “Mini-Mega-Colon” sold! Congratulations to the winning bidder. As always, proceeds benefit the mikeroweWORKS Scholarship Fund. Thanks to all who bid!
Stay Tuned for Our Next C.R.A.P. Auction!