Interested Parties May Eat Me
(Or, in the words of Warren Zevon, “Send Lawyers Guns and Money.”)
This mornings C.R.A.P is hard to look at and impossible to forget.
(And a very satisfying Saturday morning C.R.A.P.)
Mike – if an impromptu homage to Tennessee Ernie Ford raised the bid by $4,000, what about a dramatic Shakespearian monologue while wearing the robe in question?
Dear Mike – You likened your fundraising efforts in a previous post to a “perpetual telethon.”
and Horrify Half the Country.”
Fed Ex just dropped off a vial of 24K gold,
Forgive the back to back Shameless Plugs to buy my crap for a good cause
PPPS If you wish to apologize, you may do so by overbidding on my Bobblehead.
Last week, The Biped used my name and likeness to raise over a $100,000 in T-Shirt sales.
UPDATE: SOLD $202.50! Mike’s very own “Mini-Mega-Colon” sold! Congratulations to the winning bidder. As always, proceeds benefit the mikeroweWORKS Scholarship Fund. Thanks to all who bid!
Stay Tuned for Our Next C.R.A.P. Auction!
FREDDY FOUND A NEW HOME! SOLD $2075 ~ Congratulations to the winning bidder!
UPDATE: SOLD $610! Congratulations to the winning bidder and thanks to all who bid!
UPDATE! GREAT RESULT! Bobblehead sold for $3650. Congratulations to the winner and thanks to all who bid!