The fate of my favorite boots is no longer in my hands, and my feet
Interested Parties May Eat Me
(Or, in the words of Warren Zevon, “Send Lawyers Guns and Money.”)
This mornings C.R.A.P is hard to look at and impossible to forget.
(And a very satisfying Saturday morning C.R.A.P.)
Mike – if an impromptu homage to Tennessee Ernie Ford raised the bid by $4,000, what about a dramatic Shakespearian monologue while wearing the robe in question?
Dear Mike – You likened your fundraising efforts in a previous post to a “perpetual telethon.”
and Horrify Half the Country.”
Fed Ex just dropped off a vial of 24K gold,
Forgive the back to back Shameless Plugs to buy my crap for a good cause
PPPS If you wish to apologize, you may do so by overbidding on my Bobblehead.
Last week, The Biped used my name and likeness to raise over a $100,000 in T-Shirt sales.
UPDATE: SOLD $202.50! Mike’s very own “Mini-Mega-Colon” sold! Congratulations to the winning bidder. As always, proceeds benefit the mikeroweWORKS Scholarship Fund. Thanks to all who bid!
Stay Tuned for Our Next C.R.A.P. Auction!
FREDDY FOUND A NEW HOME! SOLD $2075 ~ Congratulations to the winning bidder!
UPDATE: SOLD $610! Congratulations to the winning bidder and thanks to all who bid!