The other week on Deadliest Catch, deckhand Zack Larson was pretty well lambasted by the narration. Here I present a different view of what might have been broadcast.
To sum up, Happy Father’s Day, Dad, three weeks in advance. And Happy Memorial Day, right on time.
So I was in Springfield (Illinois) yesterday, and took a tour of a trade school called MTI. These guys have an 85% job placement rate and I wanted to see what they were all about.
Apologies in advance to all serious musicians.
Everything in the picture is real. Though virtually nothing is genuine.
Anybody see Leno the other night?
In this week’s mail call, I address everything from having an independent TV show to “5 minutes in the closet.”
I came to NOLA for a few days to work on a project with Ford, and stopped by a few work sites to say hello and slow things down.
I’m out of town … Can you guess where?
Here’s another hint … where am I?
Today’s random Q&A was inspired by this photo, which drew many thoughtful queries … including whether I’m wearing underwear.
Well, my signed underpants have been purchased for nearly $1,100. Suffice it to say, they are thrilled, and I am humbled.
So I’m hanging out on the discount rack of this trendy boutique in Sydney, chatting with the hosiery and feeling sorry for myself, when this big American shows up …
I am walking around with eight weeks of highly confidential information that I am simply not at liberty to share. Such is the burden of a narrator …
If you’re curious (and even if you’re not), this picture captures the essence of an otherwise healthy brain, collapsing under the weight of Australian expectations.