Dear Miss Ozzie,
I’m on my way.
PS. The boudoir looks much as I remember, with the exception of the two albino poodles occupying the spot to which I’ve become accustomed. It should go without saying, but in the interest of clarity, please know that I’m absolutely fine with their presence, and look forward to introducing myself to them in the usual fashion – under your close supervision, naturally.
PPS. If those poodles are stuffed, I don’t want to know.