Fridays With Freddy: Entirely Consensual

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It’s not as bad as it looks, Your Honor. True, I was found sleeping with a dinosaur in my mouth. And yes, the creature appears to have suffered as a result. But I swear, it was like this when I found it – screaming, purple, and delicious.

Our relationship may be unorthodox, but I assure you, it’s entirely consensual. I don’t care what the reptile says.

Freddy

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